Creepy Bike Guys

I was heading back to work this afternoon after running some errands and grabbing lunch, when I notice a guy on a motorcycle up ahead. It's actually one of the first nice days we've had in weeks so I'm sure he's excited to be out on his bike. His lane was going slower, and I was behind a cop, so I quickly overtook him and passed. He proceeded to speed up and slow down so that he would be just ahead of me or just behind me, and occasionally right beside me. I kept watching the road in front of me, didn't want to rear end the cop, but this bike guy kept checking me out.
It totally creeped me out.


When I got back to work I thought about one of Jerry Seinfeld's Stand-ups.

"I could tell you the truth, if you would like to know what men are really thinking. Would you like to know ? I will tell you. Nothing.

We're not thinking anything. We're just walking around, looking around. This is the only natural inclination of men. We like women. We want women. But that's pretty much as far as we've thought. That's why we're honking car horns, yelling from construction sites, these are the best ideas we've had so far. We're working on some new programs, but it's not easy when your mind's a blank.

Honking the car horn, to me, that's the lowest level. This is the last living brain cell, comes up with this one. What is this ? He's in the car, she's on the street, "bip bip brrrrrrr...". What does he think, "well, I guess I made my point". What is she supposed to do, kick off the heels, start running after the car. Grab on to the bumper. The car comes to a stop, "it's a good think you honked! I had no idea how you felt..."" --Jerry Seinfeld